Monday, February 07, 2005
I heard the coolest joke the other day. Well, no, I read it in a magazine, but still, it is a good joke. If you've heard it before, go ahead and skip this post. If you haven't heard it, then feel free to keep reading.
So a scientist after many years of fruitless labor finally manages one day to clone himself. Unfortunately, this being the first specimen, the clone had the slight defect that the only things it could say were curse words right and left. So after spending one month trying to teach the clone some manners, the scientist in despair after one particularly unsuccessful attempt at education just pushes his clone out of the 7th story window (the scientist lived in a tall apartment complex, clearly).
Minutes later, the police arrive, and come to arrest him. "But why?" says the scientist. And the policeman: "You've been charged with making an obscene clone fall.".
Ha ha ha!!! I love jokes like that.